It's A Fair Question

I was just wondering... Do companies wait until I announce that PMB is going private to flood me with ad space orders? Because I can't very well take on new ads and then go private, right? I've got my eye on a pair of earrings that won't be decorating these lobes without some revenue so how can I say Oh, sorry, I can't take your money.  Not easily! I've really got to figure out that IP address blocking thing. Or, ya know, get a job. 

Speaking of... The Skinny Bitch says I should get paid to be me and I totally agree. Anyone know a company that might want to hire me to be snarky and semi-rude to their customers via the world wide web? Cuz I could totally provide that service.