People Should Know Better Than To Tag Me For Memes

I got tagged for 10 things that make me happy by Mom of the Perpetually Grounded and while I'm sure it was created to foster warm fuzzies, I see it more as call from the heavens for me to be an asshole and if it's not, well, what is really? Let's face it, I don't do warm fuzzies. When I do attempt it, it just comes out awkward and dull. Snarky and bitchy is my niche, I'll stick with that. You're welcome.

Something that recently made me happy was the combination of the Grammy's and Twitter to create ultimate snark.

1. I could have started a Twitter stream of nothing but shit the Sexy Beast said during the show. Such as when Taylor Swift was announced to perform - "Ugh, gag me. Or just gag her, that'd be okay." The poor man almost lost his shit when she won album of the year. He's not a fan.

2. @thesuperficial

While you suckers watched "artists" pretend Michael Jackson didn't touch kids, I saw Amanda Seyfried's naked ass on Big Love FTW. #grammys

3. @BOREDmommy

This 3D thing is 1D more than I can handle right now. #GrammyFail

4. @martianmama

Where is Kanye when you need him? #grammys #taylorswift

5. @martianmama

Are the BEP backup dancers supposed to be vags?

6. @blakeshelton

Watching the Grammys thinking by Blake Shelton... Mindy McCready is starting to seem normal to me.....

7. @blogdiva

WOMEN OF THE WORLD prepare to throw your panties in the air, MAXWELL's singing #GRAMMYS

8. @JBordeaux

First, 3D we couldn't see. Now, crap we can't hear. Best#Grammys ever!

9. @JBordeaux

Wow, what were the odds Kanye would win? Oh, wait. 3 out of 5?#Grammys

10. @officialkathyg

Stephen Colbert STOLE my mother f-ing Grammy!!

Ya'll, I don't know what kind of hinky shit Blogger is trying to pull but some of my text is white which is great if you read directly at Martians.com but if you read in a reader or by email, it's possible half of this post is invisible to you. I'm beyond sick of trying to fix it. Just highlight it all and you can see it then.