Is it still gluttony if I throw up all 6000 calories I just ate?
I wanna know who gave my kids crack cuz wow, they are losing their minds! better my sister's house than mine :)
"I prefer to donate to animal charities. I just don't have much of a soft spot for my fellow man."
Dear Nickelodeon, How many days in a row are you going to play Dora Saves The Magic Crystal Kingdom. Knock it off or I'm gonna lose my mind. Thanks, Amanda.
I feel a 'fake-ass-facebook-friend' purge coming on.
"Mama, look-k-k, pank-a-but-t-t." WHACK! (slaps the hell outta me) "Foddy, Mama..." -Asher
Oh yes, delete me from your friend list, that'll surely show me the error of my ways. Fucking idiot.
I feel a 'fake-ass-facebook-friend' purge coming on.
"Mama, look-k-k, pank-a-but-t-t." WHACK! (slaps the hell outta me) "Foddy, Mama..." -Asher
Oh yes, delete me from your friend list, that'll surely show me the error of my ways. Fucking idiot.
6 comments:
These are funny. I would like to borrow the fake friend purge if you don't mind.
I remember reading all of these except the first one! LOL I love the last one.
Hilarious!
Oh yes, de-friend me. LOVE IT!
Too funny, I love the first one...
"But you know, it is not funny to condone bullemia. You should be ashamed of yourself.
And you shouldn't promote drug use.
Spanking a child is just wrong.
I'm taking you OFF my friend list!" Anonymous
You ROCK!!!
this is without a doubt the funniest blog I have seen! I wouldn't mind stealing the "delete me" one... xx
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