Oh, ya'll, my kid is friggin' hysterical!
The Sexy Beast was changing Asher and as is customary, Aidan was there to supervise because that's his purpose in life, right? To make sure we do things according to his wishes? Puh-leeze, that kid needs to get a clue. We are the boss, not him!
I digress.
So anyway, the diaper comes off and Aidan goes off on a little monologue that went something like this.
Asher has a tiny pen!s, my pen!s is *unintelligible*, and Daddy, your pen!s is huuuuge cuz you're a grown up.
The Sexy Beast was changing Asher and as is customary, Aidan was there to supervise because that's his purpose in life, right? To make sure we do things according to his wishes? Puh-leeze, that kid needs to get a clue. We are the boss, not him!
I digress.
So anyway, the diaper comes off and Aidan goes off on a little monologue that went something like this.
Asher has a tiny pen!s, my pen!s is *unintelligible*, and Daddy, your pen!s is huuuuge cuz you're a grown up.


14 comments:
He is so fuckin funny!!!!
LOL ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Gosh I love him already!!
Aidan not Sexy Beast...just had to clarify
Now if that doesn't make Daddy's day, I don't know what would!
Thanks for the laugh this morning. That is the cutest thing I have heard in a while.
Missy
that is priceless!!! LMAO!
Yeah, I have lots of penis talk on my blog between the boys. They are obsessed!!! LOL!
It's like the 3 little bears, but with penises or is it peni?
The plural of moose is moose.
that kid is after some extra allowance ;)
DAMN.... you are a LUCKY woman!!!!!
Too funny for words!
LMAO!! Nuthing like giving Matt the big head, literally!! Funny shit!
You just lucky this conversation didn't occur at a family event, or church. That's where my children often shared their keen observations.
Hey...stumbled across your blog and had to laugh at this! I've had this same conversation with my kids, with the added daughter wanting to know why she didn't have one!
I enjoy what I've read! I'll be back. Great blog!
THEy are quiet the characters at this age aren't they
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